Phartman Report Seasaon II Show010
A. Greeting- Can I get A Show Open
B. Intro- Say Hi to Crew, Tease Show
C. Isiah Report
D. Texas News 4 U 2 Abuse Open
Ass killing protest…
http://www.statesman.com/news/texas-politics/protesters-clomp-to-capitol-to-oppose-states-feral-2109992.html
Then why we paying for these Asses?
http://www.myfoxhouston.com/dpp/news/local/120118-TXHoustonAdoptAHorse_50102415
Nobel horse get-a-way attempt!
http://www.myfoxhouston.com/dpp/news/local/120120-fugitive-arrested-on-horseback-in-montgomery-county
Butterfinger Cops!
http://www.kvue.com/news/local/APD-Officers-Suspended-for-Mis-handling-Weapons–137792308.html
Lightest murder sentence ever?
http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/crime/man-pleads-guilty-in-2002-boating-death
Maybe cedar fever will lessen this coke blow?
http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/top_stories/Williamson-County-Traffic-Stop-Nets-40-lb.-Cocaine-Bust20120118-ktbcw#axzz1jrJi5YW1
Local Facebook perv!
http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/video/Austin-Man-Charged–for-Soliciting-Minors-on-Facebook-20120120-ktbcw#axzz1k7sQS0AK
Throw to OH HELL NAW Beatdown vid?
E. OH HELL NAW Open
Aggressive hungry Austrailian Sharks!
http://news.yahoo.com/3-shark-attacks-australia-less-3-weeks-065546618.html
Turtles have hunters eating by Crock!
http://news.yahoo.com/crocodile-swallows-indonesian-girl-004951851.html
Resurrected Monkey’s!
http://news.yahoo.com/monkey-long-believed-extinct-found-indonesia-052957776.html
Not a cat roast?
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_PHOENIX_SKINNED_CAT?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-01-19-22-59-04
Rare sea creator in Seattle!
http://news.yahoo.com/rare-sea-creature-appears-seattle-womans-dock-152011178.html
3 parent babies!
http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpps/news/scientists-babies-could-have-3-parents-dpgonc-20120120-sv_17226598#axzz1jzjTcuxC
Baby brains!
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/brains-of-40-dead-children-removed-kept-in-jars-in-uk-hospitals-ncxdc-011712
Mars Rocks!
http://news.yahoo.com/scientists-confirm-rocks-fell-mars-202130460.html
Smartest man alive! But he’s still a douche!
http://news.yahoo.com/man-married-girlfriend-her-funeral-070000004.html
Poor tattoo decision!
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/01/georgia-mom-arrested-for-allowing-10-year-old-to-get-tattoo/
Shit White Girls say to Black girls
video
F. Phartman’s Terrified Open
I’m scared of Theaters! http://news.yahoo.com/authorities-body-spent-days-theater-restroom-193525959.html
5 yr old pieces of trash scare me!
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/5-year-old-accused-of-stabbing-3-in-virginia-011712
I hate tampons!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/tampon-used-for-arson-985412
This is why churches scare me!
http://www.live5news.com/story/16556880/church
Nothing scares me more than rat lungworms!
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2012/01/20/minn-man-contracts-rat-lungworm-disease-in-hawaii-2/
I hope that ghost doesn’t attack my wife!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ghost-blamed-for-domestic-assault-563819
Ohio Dad’s scare me!
http://news.yahoo.com/police-ohio-dad-tied-girl-put-her-dog-221651459.html
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