Please leave comments so I can get into this Funniest Person in Austin contest!!!!!!!
Posted by: phartman | March 22, 2013
Proof to Cap City Comedy Club that I am funny
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Posted by: phartman | February 12, 2013
Pacers piss off Phartman!!!!!
Posted in Uncategorized | Tags: Indiana Pacers, Lance Stephenson, NBA, Paul George, Roy Hibbert
Posted by: phartman | January 23, 2013
The Phartman Report 100 (Cedar Fever Cure!!!!! Texas Farel Hog invasion)
The Phartman Report is the ONLY Hypoallergenic news and entertainment program on the planet. Phartman cures you of all your allergic reactions!!!! Also quit your job now and hunt hogs????
Posted by: phartman | January 18, 2013
Fresh Phartman Report
Next week starts a whole season of The Phartman Report!!! THIS IS NOT A HOAX!!! Phartmania exists!!!! Phartman.com is the big island! Surf the crimson tide and don’t let it hurt your draft status.
Posted in Uncategorized | Tags: funny, hoax, Lance Armstrong, lmfao, lol, manti t'eo, notre dame, promo, tv, webisode
Posted by: phartman | January 5, 2013
Phartmania STILL Lives Phartmaniacs!!!!!!
Just a note to Phartmainahaters who thought the Phartmania Empire had fallen! The Phartman Report will be back to a public access television channel near you in the Spring. And your worshipful master Phartman will give daily sermons full of infotainment you can use against your friends and enemies alike. Just in case you have forgotten about the orgasmic digital sensation of the Report. Here’s some short promos to tickle your fancy!!!
Posted by: phartman | September 2, 2012
Season 4 Show 006 The Phartman Report LIVE Rundown
Click here to watch THE PHARTMAN REPORT LIVE!!!!!
Sunday
Channel 16
Austin, TX
phartman.com
A. Gimme Damn Show Intro
B. Tease Show give shoutouts
C.
D. Texas News 4 U 2 Abuse
- Black blissful racism
- Dallas side arm news
- Infiltration news
E. Oh Hell Naw
- Battleship sinks
- Precious whale poop
- Aids apps!!!!
- 100 yr old message in a bottle
- Million dollar syrup!!!!
- Visionary blind orangutan???
E. Phartman’s Terrified
- Old women scare me!!!
- Shoe shopping chases me out the store!!!!
- 1000lbs sharks snake bite me!!!!
- Chick signal callers just ain’t right????
- Fuzzy dinosaurs comfort me to death!!!
F. Fantasy Football Talk with Phartmaniac!!!
G. Goodbye
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Posted by: phartman | September 2, 2012
Oh Hell Naw and Terrified from last week 8/23/12
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Posted by: phartman | August 31, 2012
Texas News 4 U 2 Abuse 018 (Teacher/Student sexcapades, Sneaker Slaves)
This is a must click!!!
Posted in Uncategorized | Tags: austin american statesmen, austin chronicle, brittni colleps, Dallas, ft. worth, funny, houston, jordan thefts, lmfao, lol, news, Texas
Posted by: phartman | August 26, 2012
Season 4 Show 005 Rundown
Click here to watch THE PHARTMAN REPORT LIVE!!!!!
Sunday
Channel 16
Austin, TX
phartman.com
A. Gimme Damn Show Intro
B. Greeting Trease
C.
D. Texas News
- Wierderst teacher/student sex case ever
- Jordan slaves beware
- Racist Hill-Billy’s?
- Wal-Mart madness!
- Drug Rally!!!!!
- Country singer keeps it real
E. Oh Hell Naw
- Ohio bigfoot!
- Mars TURTLE!!!!
- Tiger Cologne is killing bitches!!!!
- Drought snitches????
- Rodney’s urine was cloudy????
G. Phartman’s Terrified
- Bears scare me
- I have beef with runaway cows!!!!
- Anal Tattoo scare the crap out of me!!!!
- Harmless Shark sightings eat me with fright!
- Renegade Hippo’s are a HUGE FEAR OF MINE!!!!
- Endangered whale invasions confuse me!!!!
H. Fantasy Football Talk
-Decent non-corporate site to get football news
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Posted by: phartman | July 28, 2012
Season 4 Show003 Live Phartman Report Rundown
Click here to watch the show LIVE!!!
Sunday’s 3:30pm central
Austin, Tx
Channel 16
A. Gimme Damn Show Open
B. Intro, Crew shout out, Tease Upcoming Show
C. MyFoxAustin Bath Salt Package
D. Texas News 4 U 2 Abuse Open
- Granny Drug Lord 4 Lifer
- Punk ass parents get off again
- APD mind tricks
- Fried Titties
- Media declares ATX not cool
E. Oh Hell Naw Open
- Brooklyn Bridge Monster’s
- Boston Green Monster Captured
- Lion vs. Gator
- Sheep Raper
- Cycle riding snake
- UFO Santiago
F. Phartman’s Terrified Open
- Vanishing Penis’ get me flaccid
- Cop Tricks steal my innocence
- Roller coasters are for the bird’s
- God proof impales me with fear
- Jesus crabs crucify me with terror
G. Fun with Dillahunty!!!!
H. Goodbye
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