Season II
Phartman Report 006
Rundown
A. OPEN- GIMME DAMN SHOW (RUN OPEN OFF FC)
• GREETING
• INTRODUCE CREW
• PLUG CONTACT PAGE
• TEASE (OUTCUE: Right after these words from our sponsor)
Bubb Rubb
B. TEXAS NEWS 4 YOU TO ABUSE (BACKGROUND)
• Don’t be stupid! You Hurd! http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/sports/chicago-bears-sam-hurd-facing-federal-drug-charges-cocaine-marijuana-distribution-201112151324002591915
• Feral swine on the loose keep me up at night! http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Feral-Hogs-Escape-Meat-Processing-Plant-135434033.html
• Jonestown gets scammed by city councilmen! http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/news/Fallout-Over-Jonestown-Windmill-Scam-20111216-ktbcw#axzz1h13TU9AR
• If this guy pulls you over, YOU”RE SCREWED! http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/video/DWI-Cop-On-Mission-to-End-Drunk-Driving20111215-ktbcw#axzz1guuu2P8M
• Pick up your DAMN decorations http://www.kvue.com/home/Christmas-trees-on-Loop-360-134502728.html
• Pantless AR15 carrier http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/Pantsless-Man-Arrested-with-Gun-121611
THROW TO BREAK
Phartman’s hypnotic, hydroponic, symbolic chamber of mental fornication
PROLLY RIGHT
C. OH HELL NAW (BACKGROUND)
• You got what trapped in your ass? http://news.yahoo.com/patients-bottles-cell-phones-buzz-lightyear-stuck-inside-213017469.html
• That’s not his families Christmas card photo? http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/mayor-bizarre-family-christmas-photo-goes-viral-165229261.html
• She isn’t THAT small? http://news.yahoo.com/worlds-shortest-woman-wants-bollywood-star-105024752.html;_ylt=AqP.R43cMUsR9S7_dsEVc_ms0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNqa2NlcmpkBGNjb2RlA2N0LmMEcGtnA2IyNjMwMmZjLTI2ZDItMzQ2Zi04MjJiLWI0NTU1YmVjMTZjMwRwb3MDNgRzZWMDbW9zdF9wb3B1bGFyBHZlcgNmNTU0MzExZS0yN2YyLTExZTEtOGNiZi03OGU3ZDE1ZDRjZjQ-;_ylg=X3oDMTFvdnRqYzJoBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25zBHRlc3QD;_ylv=3
• Not a death defying comet! http://news.yahoo.com/comet-defies-death-brushes-sun-lives-151858543.html
• Another idiotic baby jesus theft! http://www.wtop.com/?nid=120&sid=2672758
• Flying pot pelts! http://news.yahoo.com/marijuana-flung-car-pelts-oregon-trooper-194047223.html
• THROW TO BREAK
The Galaxy
D. PHARTMAN’S TERRIFIED (USE ANNUNAKI BACKGROUND)
• Applestorms scare me to death! http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/unexplained-shower-apples-falls-sky-over-town-221921738.html;_ylt=Amve1snb6lpAeT4XrybwVESs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNqaXZxNzdtBGNjb2RlA2N0LmMEcGtnAzgyMTk5OWVhLTdmODktMzVhZC1iMGVkLWJlZDljNzU2MDU2NQRwb3MDNARzZWMDbW9zdF9wb3B1bGFyBHZlcgNkOWNhYWFhMC0yNzZhLTExZTEtYmU1ZC0yZGM1Y2RkMDhjODY-;_ylg=X3oDMTFvdnRqYzJoBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25zBHRlc3QD;_ylv=3
• A neti pot will kill my ass this cedar season! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2074957/Deaths-brain-eating-amoeba-linked-sinus-remedy-colds.html
• Crackheads will deplete us of the brass family! http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/12/12/rash-of-unsolved-tuba-thefts-plagues-southland-high-schools/
• For the love of God particles! I’m horrified! http://news.yahoo.com/long-sought-god-particle-cornered-scientists-140202981.html
• Rabid women frighten me! http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/12/17/us-rabies-idUSTRE7BG01T20111217?feedType=RSS&feedName=domesticNews&rpc=22&sp=true
E. GOODBYE
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