Season II
Phartman Report 007
Rundown
OPEN- GIMME DAMN SHOW (RUN OPEN OFF FC)
GREETING
INTRODUCE CREW
PLUG CONTACT PAGE
TEASE (OUTCUE: Right after these words from our sponsor)
Marriage Title Loans
TEXAS NEWS 4 YOU TO ABUSE (BACKGROUND)
Chief Art Aceveda brags about being a bully! http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/local/austin/acevedo-reflects-on-2011-looks-ahead
Chief demands more loot so officers won’t suck so hard! http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/local/austin/acevedo-pushing-for-safer-patrol-cars
APD has their New Years party secretly taped! http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/video/Man-Accuses-Two-APD-Officers-Of-Abuse-During-New-Year%27s-Arrest20120105-ktbcw-#axzz1igbcqjWv
1st APD murder of 2012. http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/home/APD-Arrests-Man-for-Mudering-Woman-Leaving-Body-in-Dumpster-20120105-ktbcw##axzz1izCbHBZP
Execution candidate on loose! http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/video/Victim-Says-Flasher%2C-Serial-Attacker-Is-Same-Man20120105-ktbcw#axzz1igbcqjWv
Crack train route thru Austin briefly interrupted: http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/video/APD-Arrests-Crack-Train-Operator-20120103-ktbcw#axzz1iVVLDR9x
Hiccup in Heroine supply… http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/top_stories/San-Marcos-Traffic-Stop-Leads-to-Heroin-Bust20120106-ktbcw#axzz1izCbHBZP
Look out Socialites! Perv on the loose… http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/news/Possible-Child-Predator-Spotted-in-Steiner-Ranch-20120106-ktbcw#axzz1igbcqjWv
Catchy headline of the Week! http://www.sanmarcosrecord.com/local/x191086456/Older-men-women-urged-to-watch-for-vision-problems
THROW TO BREAK – When tree Hugging goes wrong
Phartman’s hypnotic, hydroponic, symbolic chamber of mental fornication
PROLLY RIGHT
OH HELL NAW (BACKGROUND)
I missed the Quadrantid Meteor Shower http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/quadrantid-meteor-shower-2012-shooting-stars-wednesday-dawn/story?id=15279375#.Twx-9Ho3tkg
Pepsi isn’t bragging about the flesh eating excitotoxins they put in Mountain Dew? http://news.yahoo.com/pepsi-says-mountain-dew-dissolve-mouse-carcasses-213911576.html
Hybrid SHARKS! http://news.yahoo.com/world-first-hybrid-shark-found-off-australia-070347608.html
That cat didn’t survive 2 trips to the gas chamber? http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_CAT_SURVIVES_EUTHANASIA?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-01-03-18-10-40
That woman didn’t find her engagement ring there? http://news.yahoo.com/swedish-woman-finds-wedding-ring-16-years-carrot-133659884.html
THROW TO BREAK
Christian Side Hug
PHARTMAN’S TERRIFIED (USE ANNUNAKI BACKGROUND)
Begging Whale Sharks scare the life out of me! http://news.yahoo.com/begging-whale-sharks-stir-debate-philippines-004208303.html
Delicacies scare me! http://news.yahoo.com/police-think-poisoned-cat-meat-killed-china-tycoon-040529940.html
Psychosis scares me! http://news.yahoo.com/marijuana-may-drive-brain-psychosis-144302935.html
Researchers prove fat women are demented! http://news.yahoo.com/hormone-women-linked-dementia-study-finds-210409422.html
Time cloaks scare my ass! http://news.yahoo.com/now-see-now-dont-time-cloak-created-184955175.html
Ohian triggered quakes petrify my ass! http://news.yahoo.com/expert-wastewater-well-ohio-triggered-quakes-234501529.html
GOODBYE
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