Phartman’s Blog

Season II
Phartman Report 011
Rundown

A. OPEN- GIMME DAMN SHOW (RUN OPEN OFF FC)
• GREETING
• INTRODUCE CREW
• PLUG CONTACT PAGE
• TEASE (OUTCUE: Right after these words from our sponsor)
Anti-Drug PSA’s
B. TEXAS NEWS 4 YOU TO ABUSE (BACKGROUND)
• Flasher Attacker Offs himself! APD finds him 10 days later! http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/local/austin/apd-gets-break-in-new-years-day-murder
• APD lets another one slip away! http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/local/austin/apd-gets-break-in-new-years-day-murder
• Don’t coach High School volleyball fellas! http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/top_stories/Bastrop-ISD-Coach-Charged-for-Improper-Relationship20120127-ktbcw
• Crack heads getting tricky with the copper stealing! http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/top_stories/APD-Searches-For-Copper-Thieves-Posing-as-Servicemen20120127-ktbcw#axzz1kzeHCXYF
• I think I played with this dude? http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/Asst-Mesquite-Football-Coach-Allegedly-Had-Improper-Relationship-with-Student-012712
• Ya phone fucked ya again? http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/video/Man-Arrested-In-Purse-Snatching20120126-ktbcw-#axzz1kzeHCXYF
THROW TO BREAK – Orca’s Shark Hunt
C. OH HELL NAW (BACKGROUND)
• Albino Cyclops Sharks! http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/878953-scientists-confirm-cyclops-shark-is-the-real-deal-and-not-a-hoax
• That Malayan sun bear’s tongue has to be photo shopped? http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/887868-bear-shocks-onlookers-as-it-unravels-massive-tongue-in-florida-zoo
• Psychedelic mushrooms help depression symptoms? http://news.yahoo.com/could-magic-mushrooms-ease-depression-170417977.html
• Parasitic fetus inside a 3yr old? http://news.yahoo.com/doctors-peru-remove-parasitic-twin-025921946.html
• At-a-way to set a good example for the children of our future! http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/01/24/sign-warns-of-shcool-x-ng-in-lower-manhattan/
• Mysterious Winged Structure? http://news.yahoo.com/mysterious-winged-structure-ancient-rome-discovered-143605645.html
• Ohio wrestiling AIDS attacked sentenced to 32 years? http://news.yahoo.com/ohio-wrestler-gets-32-years-hiv-assault-case-170137059–spt.html
THROW TO BREAK
Annunaki
D. PHARTMAN’S TERRIFIED (USE ANNUNAKI BACKGROUND)
• I’m scared of Crayola Katydids and the other jungle species discovered this year! http://news.yahoo.com/crayola-katydid-cowboy-frog-among-46-newfound-jungle-053408212.html
• Unidentified object on the bottom of the Baltic Sea scare me! http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/video-divers-large-unexplained-object-bottom-baltic-sea-161749619.html
• Elephant penis’ scare me to death! http://news.yahoo.com/ap-exclusive-taste-thai-elephant-meat-035353902.html
• Dinosaur nesting grounds scare me half to death! http://news.yahoo.com/oldest-known-dinosaur-nesting-found-170420771.html
• Am I snacking on fetuses? http://news.yahoo.com/truth-behind-oklahoma-outlawing-fetuses-food-232600064.html
• Snowey Owls mass migrations scare me every time! http://news.yahoo.com/snowy-owls-soar-south-arctic-rare-mass-migration-175336821.html
E. GOODBYE