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Sunday 3:30 central
channel 16
Austin, TX
SEASON 4 SHOW 001 RUNDOWN
A. GIMME DAMN SHOW OPEN
B. GREETING, TIME STAMP, SHOUT OUT CREW, & TEASE UPCOMING SHOW
- VACATION TALK, BOOGIE TALK, Boogie photos
C. TEXAS NEWS 4 U 2 ABUSE
- MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY AUSTINITES!!!! BUM ALERT!!!!
- COACH KNOX BOOTS OF STUDENT
- PROTECT & SERVE
- DADDY’S LIL GURL
- I’LL PAY YOU BACK JOHNNY
- TOUGHEST GUYS IN LLANO
D. OH HELL NAW
- ANOTHER SEXY ASS GRANDMA SIGHTING
- SURFING GOATS
- NUDIST COLONIES ON THE RISE
E. PHARTMAN’S TERRIFIED
- MY FEAR OF WALMART KNOCKS MY SOCKS OFF
- GIANT SUNSPOTS HAVE ME SWEATING BULLETS
- CANCELLED PIRANHA BOUNTIES AMPUTATE MY BRAVERY
F. YOU PEOPLE…
- WHO INJECT COMPRESSED AIR INTO TEENS ASSES CHAP MINE
- WHO SNATCH BABY CHAINS ARE BAD
- WHO VIDEO TAPE YOUR ILLEGAL RACKETEERING OPERATION AREN’T THAT SMART
G. DILLAHUNTY UPDATE
H. SPORTS SMACK ATTACK
- FANTASY FOOTBALL TALK
I. GOODBYE