Phartman's Blog

A.     Into- Gimme a Damn Show Open
B.      Greeting- Tease, Shout out Crew
C.      Texas News 4 U 2 Abuse Open
a.       Useless Fox Package http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/video/Drivers-Turned-Away-At-TX-License-Office20120507-ktbcw#axzz1uTsQYmJ3
b.      Finally a friendly cop http://news.yahoo.com/texas-constable-pam-matranga-allegedly-forced-deputy-motorboat-180232338–abc-news-topstories.html
c.       No mo shrooms 4 plfugervillians! http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/video/Marijuana-Grow-Operation-Busted-in-Pflugerville20120507-ktbcw#axzz1uTsQYmJ3
d.      Be smarter than this kid! http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/05/08/pd-teenager-tried-to-rob-officer-at-police-station/
D.      Fat Pat- Tops Drop http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aELH0U2gkk
E.       OH HELL NAW Open
a.       Dentist Hoax! http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-dentist-story-hoax-20120509,0,6359349.story
b.       Dinosaur farts created HUMANS? http://news.yahoo.com/excuse-gassy-dinosaurs-helped-warm-earth-190434718.html
c.      A Nebraskan T-Rex? http://news.yahoo.com/nebraska-man-changes-name-tyrannosaurus-rex-130714031.html
d.       A Starburst wrapper dress? http://news.yahoo.com/teens-sweet-prom-dress-made-starburst-wrappers-145329916.html
e.      Hoosier’s strapping kids to car hoods? http://news.yahoo.com/ind-man-arrested-4-kids-strapped-car-hood-132934798.html
f.      Head shaving, diaper sprinting PARENTS! http://news.yahoo.com/minnesota-girl-forced-run-diaper-bad-grades-police-004747926.html
F.       Dookie Lax Commercial- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnNjJblMXW4
G.     Phartman’s Terrified
a.       Monster Black Holes Scare me! http://news.yahoo.com/monster-black-holes-stifle-star-birth-171205406.html
b.      Super Earth’s scare me too! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/09/light-super-earth-55-cancri-e-first_n_1502477.html
c.       Martian Winter’s freeze me with fear! http://news.yahoo.com/rover-move-surviving-martian-winter-221612385.html
d.      Alaskan Lake Monsters keep me out of waters! http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/alaska-lake-monster-may-sleeper-shark-biologist-says-233211614.html
H. Big Moe (Sip Codine) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPslRI1UD1Q
I. You People Open…
a. A Starburst wrapper dress makers anger me? http://news.yahoo.com/teens-sweet-prom-dress-made-starburst-wrappers-145329916.html
b. Hoosier’s who strap kids to car hoods kill me? http://news.yahoo.com/ind-man-arrested-4-kids-strapped-car-hood-132934798.html
c. Head shaving, diaper sprinting PARENTS get under my skin! http://news.yahoo.com/minnesota-girl-forced-run-diaper-bad-grades-police-004747926.html
J. Sports Smack Attack
a. Where’s Waldo Glasses Rants
b. NBA Playoffs
c. NFL Draft Talk (AFC South & NFC East)
K. Analyize + Critizie Pop Music (International Love) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdXesX6mYUE
L. Good Bye (Don’t stop believing music)

Texas News 4 U 2 Abuse007 (POE POE Trial, Tiger Shrimp, Blind Fights)

phartman — Sat, 12 May 2012 14:02:34 +0000

This is how you set the tone!!!!!

phartman — Wed, 09 May 2012 13:12:19 +0000

Stay tuned Phartmaniacs! The rest of the show to come throughout the week!

Season III Show 004 Rundown

phartman — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 00:31:25 +0000

Season III

Phartman Report 004

Rundown

OPEN- GIMME DAMN SHOW (RUN OPEN OFF FC)

GREETING
INTRODUCE CREW
PLUG CONTACT PAGE
TEASE (OUTCUE: Right after these words from our sponsor)

Isiah Factor

TEXAS NEWS 4 YOU TO ABUSE (BACKGROUND)
Let me clear this up! http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/news/Kidnapped-Boy-Found-After-8-Years20120323-ktbcw-apx
Chief plays the media game! http://www.kvue.com/news/local/Austins-newest-police-officers-hit-the-pavement-with-Chief-Acevedo-143783146.html
More shotty work by the Po Po’s http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/top_stories/APD-Issues-Warrant-For-Wrong-Suspect20120320-ktbcw-#axzz1pzOwXLAN
Stream your tax dollars! http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/top_stories/APD-Helicopter-to-Stream-Video-20120321-ktbcw#axzz1pzOwXLAN
Meth hiccup! http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/top_stories/3-Austin-Men-Jailed-In-Miss.-Drug-Bust20120323-ktbcw-
Don’t loose your head! http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/top_stories/Skull-Found-In-Mustang-Ridge20120322-ktbcw-#axzz1pzOwXLAN
Get out of my dreams! And into my car! http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/news/Officials-Seek-Suspect-in-Attack-on-Teen20120322-ktbcw-#axzz1pzOwXLAN
Mindless tips for dumb asses! http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/top_stories/Auto-Thieves-Target-Large-Trucks%2C-Hondas20120322-ktbcw-#axzz1pzOwXLAN
Drought helps plant the seed of future raping! http://news.yahoo.com/texas-2011-drought-costliest-state-history-researchers-000336417.html

Music Video/1 Mic-NAS/Women falls into fountain/Oh Hell Naw Open

OH HELL NAW (BACKGROUND)

Texting hurts? http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/texting-woman-falls-off-pier-lake-michigan-153042939–abc-news.html;_ylt=ApNMEEVwo7oMXLUSnGDoSVjyWed_;_ylu=X3oDMTRvNzJrbTQyBGNjb2RlA2dtcHRvcDEwMDBwb29sd2lraXVwcmVzdARtaXQDTmV3cyBmb3IgeW91BHBrZwMzMjBhNDFiNi0yMWJlLTM3NTMtOTBjMy1hOTU2YWQ2MzZlNWIEcG9zAzUEc2VjA25ld3NfZm9yX3lvdQR2ZXIDZjBhZmJmMjItNzUxOC0xMWUxLTlmZmQtZTQyNjJkMGM4NjBm;_ylg=X3oDMTMzb2ZwMWJqBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDNjJkZDY1MjgtMjNlYy0zNDEwLWIzYWQtNTk5MTg3MmUyZmNkBHBzdGNhdAN3b3JsZHxhc2lhBHB0A3N0b3J5cGFnZQR0ZXN0Aw–;_ylv=3
Mysterious Booms! http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/mysterious-booms-trembles-plague-wisconsin-town-baffle-scientists-060707562–abc-news.html
Mysterious Cylinders! http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mysterious-metal-cylinder-lands-siberian-town-space-223252487.html
Mars Space station? http://news.yahoo.com/nasa-considering-space-station-mars-dry-run-181214087.html
Saturnian Oceans? http://news.yahoo.com/nasas-cassini-space-probe-finds-saturnian-ocean-104043825.html
Dawn craft images! http://news.yahoo.com/nasas-dawn-craft-captures-images-asteroid-215257397.html
Frozen pangolins! http://news.yahoo.com/vietnam-police-seize-frozen-pangolins-iguanas-074231785.html
Flying cat! http://news.yahoo.com/cat-survives-19-story-plunge-boston-high-rise-121327309.html
Alcoholic Dog? http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/very-drunk-montana-dog-679123

THROW TO BREAK

DMX

PHARTMAN’S TERRIFIED (USE ANNUNAKI BACKGROUND)

Show 003 Season III The Phartman Report LIVE

phartman — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 00:28:33 +0000